*Russian spy Anna Chapman gets her own action figure in the United States. Gets serenaded by Russian President Vladimir Putin?
*Colorado Senate candidate Ken Buck says that you should vote for him in the Republican primary because, unlike his opponent, he does “not wear high heels.” Maybe we should start a “Ken Buck Should Campaign in Some High Heels First Before Opening His Mouth” group on Facebook?
*Steve McCurry, whose magnificent photo of “The Afghan Girl” graced the cover of National Geographic in 1985, develops the last roll of Kodachrome.
*Mary Magdalene stars as a call girl in The Disciple, a secular cinematic rendition of the life of Jesus. Um, and it’s totally set to a Flamenco soundtrack!