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How to be a Tyrant

Let's say that you want to be a dictator. You’re not Stalin or Hitler or Mao: You are not above some killing and even mass bloodshed, but you also are not planning on killing millions in five year plans or final solutions or great leaps forward. You just want a state you can control, steal from, lord over, and stake a proprietary claim to for the rest of your life, knowing full well that the legacy you will leave is unlikely to be smoothed over any time soon.

Here is what I might suggest that you do if your hold on your nation appears threatened by the candidacy of someone almost certainly more popular than you are:

Detain your rival. Do it more than once.

Use food as a weapon against a hungry populace. Hinge their access to foodstuffs to their support for you.

You’ve detained the other party's leader. Now prevent that party from holding rallies or otherwise campaigning. Say you’re doing it out of concerns for their own safety! No one said you would not be able to have your fun in these trying times. All despotism and no play, after all . . .

Harass diplomats, aid workers and anyone else who might be able to apply pressure or otherwise call you out. Sunlight is the best disinfectant, or so they say: Extinguish that light!

It also is useful, though possibly beyond your control, to have the leader of the biggest regional power either in your pocket or simply have him or her be so feckless that he poses no difficulty for you. The jig would be up were that neighbor to act. This one requires a lucky break or two — we cannot pick or neighbors after all. But successful tyranny does require a little bit of luck.

By following these few simple steps you should be able to maintian control of your country, giving you ample time to continue driving your one-time jewel into chaos, obsolescence, and despair. Good luck, and godspeed.

 

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Derek Catsam

Derek Catsam is a Professor of history and Kathlyn Cosper Dunagan Professor in the Humanities at the University of Texas of the Permian Basin. He is also Senior Research Associate at Rhodes University. Derek writes about race and politics in the United States and Africa, sports, and terrorism. He is currently working on books on bus boycotts in the United States and South Africa in the 1940s and 1950s and on the 1981 South African Springbok rugby team's tour to the US. He is the author of three books, dozens of scholarly articles and reviews, and has published widely on current affairs in African, American, and European publications. He has lived, worked, and travelled extensively throughout southern Africa. He writes about politics, sports, travel, pop culture, and just about anything else that comes to mind.

Areas of Focus:
Africa; Zimbabwe; South Africa; Apartheid

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